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. dean cameron's nigerian spam scam scam!

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help send dean and victor to scotland!

Presenting a show anywhere is an expensive proposition. Presenting it in a foreign country for three weeks is even more expensive. That's why we (Dean and Victor) have decided to outright BEG for money from friends and strangers.

It's not like there's nothing in it for you, though!

We're fine with any amount you'd like to donate. A buck, 5 bucks... we're not picky...

However, if you pony up a "substantial" amount, we'll send you stuff!

$25 - Official Autographed 8x10 photos of Dean Cameron & Victor Isaac!

$50 - The photos PLUS a handwritten thank you note from Dean & Victor

$100 or more - All of the above, PLUS a cd of the hilarious phone call Dean made to Ibrahim Abacha in Lagos, Nigeria!

It's not a lot, but at least it's something... and we won't make you fly to Amsterdam and kidnap and murder you like some unsavory Nigerian 419 Scammer types!

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read the correspondence
you'll schnertz


are you in?
introducing: mister snickers!
call the son
kittykat photos!
are you serious, please?!
parentheticals, baraboo and a spastic colon
talking money
guacamole recipe
MIRIAM LOVES ME!
ibrahim, the son - cats acknowleged
phone phun and mister sterling
PHOTOS FROM MIRIAM!!
oh, right... the money!
we have the same couch!
geography lesson
paypal
mr. snickers got a haircut!
SEND MONEY NOW!
enter: the code
code rejected
mom gets impatient
wrong code and more impatience
more sterling and a reply
IBRAHIM CALLS (and more) - 2/12/03
two frantic email from Ibrahim - 2/12/03
IBRAHIM CALLS AGAIN! TWICE!! - 2/13/03
My reply: Introducing another scammer - 2/13/03
IBRAHIM TELLS ME THE OTHER GUY IS A FRAUD! - 2/14/03
The Spastic Colon is acting up - 2/14/03
Ibrahim Poses as the other Scammer! - 2/15/03
Ibrahim the reminds me not to trust Nigerians - 2/15/03
Ibrahim gets testy and sends a picture of money 2/18/03
A letter to the Faux second scammer - 2/18/03
An apology to Ibrahim and more confusion - 2/18/03
An itinerary
Things heat up - 2/19/03
A fax! - 2/20/03
Avocados returned and laying groundwork for fun - 2/20/03
Ibrahim means business, peeps - 2/20/03
"Fun With Code Names" section - 2/20/03
More code fun - 2/20/03
What is In-Shah-Allah? - 2/21/03
More nifty bogus photos! - 2/21/03
Ibrahim writes as Doctor Abayomi - 2/21/03
I reply to "Donald Abayomi - 2/21/03
Then reference my "Donald" letter to Ibrahim! - 2/21/03
"Donald" urges me to cooperate with Ibrahim. Sweet! - 2/22/03
Ibrahim is pissed and pulls no punches. Allah's mad, too! - 2/22/03
Miriam's Passport and some guilt - 2/23/03
"Dean" gets nutty - 2/24/03
"We will not break your heart! - 2/25/03
DHL and Kwan's teeth. - 2/25/03
Ibrahim is going to send a dollar. - 2/25/03
A letter from Perry Mason to Ibrahim. - 2/25/03
Ibrahim's Going To the Post Office - 2/26/03
Ibrahim's BACK FROM THE POST OFFICE! - 2/26/03
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! - 2/28/03
CALL TONY SMITH GOD DAMNIT! - 3/01/03
Miriam's Worried - 3/04/03
Ibrahim's Worried, too! - 3/05/03
"Perry Mason" enlists Doctor Abayomi - 3/06/03
Dean writes to Miriam - 3/06/03
Perry Mason sends Ibrahim a picture of Mister Snickers - 3/06/03
Updates - Back on the Hook - 5/12/03
Up to Date - 5/12/03
New lures... - 5/12/03
Mariam still loves me! - 5/12/03
Dean writes back about Amsterdam - 5/18/03
Ibrahim's reply - 5/18/03
PERRY MASON RETURNS! - 5/18/03
Ibrahim's respectful of Perry - 5/18/03
Big Update - 7/29/03
Ibrahim confuses dean - 5/21/03
Ibrahim digs himself out of a mistake - 5/22/03
Dean's plea to Mariam Abacha - 5/22/03
Mariam replies to Dean - 5/25/03
Donald Abayomi returns! - 6/05/03
Mariam guilts Dean some more! - 6/16/03
Perry sends a Package to Nigeria for Dean - 7/24/03
Perry sends Ibrahim a note regarding the package - 7/24/03
Perry invites Donald Abayomi to screw Dean out of his money! - 7/25/03
Dean to Mariam - 7/26/03
They're back on the hook! - 7/29/03

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